Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Ahhh... So true.....

(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Well, a friend send me this e-mail this morning and I read it and I was like:"Its so true..." I guess every guy who are or was in a relationship should know this as well. Well, to all those who haven't experienced it. Here is a friendly advice for you from all of us, including the girls to what to expect from a future argument with your girlfriend or girlfriends (to the players). So, Don't play play ah, when girls use these few words women use.... Especially when they say :"WHATEVER!" And Girls, Don't pretend that this is not true.

*I bet some are saying whatever to this post right now.* Ciaoz.


samanthacje said...

wait til I find the one on guys then you know

Aaron C. said...

Go ahead. I dont mind. HAHA.. Its a girl who sent me this email okay.. and its true.. Don't deny it.